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Java Programming [Archive] - My Confession
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Posts:1
Registered: 7/29/04
My Confession  
Jul 29, 2004 4:58 PM



 
I'm a foreigner and software engineer and I've been in USA for abt 5 years as Software developerand I faked my resume abt 50% to get into USA for the first time.This sin has been haunting me for years,but I worked my *** off for the money I was paid and was an asset with the US employers I worked for.I worked as a contractor in many projects and was never fired due to performance.

As I came here as a Java programmer and feel guilty abt this,I thougth it would be appropriate to confess my sin in this forum.

Hopefully,I'll be forgiven by James Gosling and other Java Gurus in this forum.

Amen.
 

Posts:28
Registered: 7/28/04
Re: My Confession  
Jul 29, 2004 5:02 PM (reply 1 of 35)



 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - You are going straight to the hall of fame brother!!!!
 

Posts:24,036
Registered: 2/3/03
Re: My Confession  
Jul 29, 2004 5:44 PM (reply 2 of 35)



 
Slap yourself with a dead mackerel 30 times. Now, go forth and sin no more.
 

Posts:5,965
Registered: 5/17/03
Re: My Confession  
Jul 29, 2004 9:17 PM (reply 3 of 35)



 
Everybody is faking it. With my new breast implants and the nose job I'll leave this tedious programming behind me and become a glamorous fashion model any time soon now.
 

Posts:18,384
Registered: 21.03.00
Re: My Confession  
Jul 29, 2004 10:12 PM (reply 4 of 35)



 
Everybody is faking it. With my new breast implants
and the nose job I'll leave this tedious programming
behind me and become a glamorous fashion model any
time soon now.

I think you better get rid of 50% of you brain chells before that (by slapping yourself with a trout?), I've heard that modeling is very boooooring, so you won't survive if you're smart.

/Kaj
 

Posts:2,909
Registered: 13.8.2003
Re: My Confession  
Jul 29, 2004 10:30 PM (reply 5 of 35)



 
What the original poster didn't tell you that he in fact faked the half of his resume to look worse than it was... ;)
 

Posts:4,906
Registered: 23/07/02
Re: My Confession  
Jul 30, 2004 5:13 AM (reply 6 of 35)



 
I'm curious: what software were you developing for the American Ballet Theatre? And what didn't you capitalise ABT? Just too lazy?
 

Posts:24,036
Registered: 2/3/03
Re: My Confession  
Jul 30, 2004 5:23 AM (reply 7 of 35)



 
Everybody is faking it. With my new breast implants
and the nose job I'll leave this tedious programming
behind me and become a glamorous fashion model any
time soon now.

Good looks and charm... A double-threat gal!
 

Posts:188
Registered: 5/14/03
Re: My Confession  
Jul 30, 2004 5:36 AM (reply 8 of 35)



 
yesy som time is o k lie. imagine you wife is say 'how i lok to day' you must be saying 'you lok liek beufifal ladi' even if real she lok liek rear end of camal. i often sai mi student thsi. rember thsi advices.
 

Posts:5,965
Registered: 5/17/03
Re: My Confession  
Jul 30, 2004 6:11 AM (reply 9 of 35)



 
Good looks and charm... A double-threat gal!

I've always been beautiful but my charm really has improved thanks to the gentle rebukes by the regulars at this forums. I really was awful before. For example I could say that if I had written that program I would kill myself, but now I say they can kill me if they think I would have written something like that! They just stare at me in admiration of my improved social skills!
 
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Re: My Confession  
Jul 30, 2004 6:29 AM (reply 10 of 35)



 
I'm a foreigner and software engineer and I've been in
USA for abt 5 years as Software developerand I faked
my resume abt 50% to get into USA for the first
time.This sin has been haunting me for years,but I
worked my *** off for the money I was paid and was an
asset with the US employers I worked for.I worked as a
contractor in many projects and was never fired due to
performance.

Congratulations... you have certainly gone a long way to re-enforcing some sterotypes... like at best all immigrant workers (especially programmers) are outright liars.

Maybe you should be apologizing to people from your home country... it's stupid people like who make immigration shuch a difficult process.

While I will not be emigrating to the U.S. in I know some people who have and the process is to say the least onerous... some of that is the fault of the U.S. but much of it belongs with idiots like you.

Also the statement...

"was never fired due to performance."

certainly implies that you were fired for other reasons. And by whose interpretation have you not been fired for performance reasons... yours?

Finally if you aren't some troll I hope you feel better now but I hope you realize that your selfish means do not justify the ends.
 

Posts:957
Registered: 3/31/04
Re: My Confession  
Jul 30, 2004 6:36 AM (reply 11 of 35)



 
Thats okay.

Your employer probably told you his company was making a profit.
 

Posts:24,036
Registered: 2/3/03
Re: My Confession  
Jul 30, 2004 6:36 AM (reply 12 of 35)



 
yesy som time is o k lie. imagine you wife is say 'how
i lok to day' you must be saying 'you lok liek
beufifal ladi' even if real she lok liek rear end of
camal. i often sai mi student thsi. rember thsi
advices.

The spelling's getting worse. Must be the Botswana heat...
 

Posts:24,036
Registered: 2/3/03
Re: My Confession  
Jul 30, 2004 6:37 AM (reply 13 of 35)



 
They just stare at me in admiration of my improved social skills!

Well, I certainly do. With those and your model good looks, you'll be positively irresistible.
 

Posts:21,718
Registered: 98-02-20
Re: My Confession  
Jul 30, 2004 6:46 AM (reply 14 of 35)



 
Everybody is faking it. With my new breast implants
and the nose job I'll leave this tedious programming
behind me and become a glamorous fashion model any
time soon now.

ROFLMAO!

Terrific, UJ, simply terrific.

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